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(06-06-2025, 12:08 PM)Thunderhorse Wrote: (06-05-2025, 08:08 AM)Matt Hodges Wrote: If Olek posts the show on Friday, I will live stream myself eating my neighbor’s 2022 Chrysler Pacifica.
....with or without mustard? 
So not a fan of the Mustard then, gotcha.
Still, it'd be nice to see if said bumper gets used in the BR however.
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He’s got 47 minutes.
I like my odds of NOT having a minivan sized bowel movement.
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Sadly, I have failed you all. While I've made good headway on the battle royal, I'm not getting it done tonight. Tomorrow does look promising.
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My bowels thank you.
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I was really excited to watch someone eat a Pacifica
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I was hungry.
Out of generosity of spirit, if he can get them up tonight, I will boost morale by eating a Subaru Crosstrek. Not as drastic as a Pacifica in terms of size, but you definitely get more bang for your buck in reliability and fuel efficiency.
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(06-07-2025, 03:38 PM)Matt Hodges Wrote: I was hungry.
Out of generosity of spirit, if he can get them up tonight, I will boost morale by eating a Subaru Crosstrek. Not as drastic as a Pacifica in terms of size, but you definitely get more bang for your buck in reliability and fuel efficiency.
Olek, please tell me that you will have it done tonight. I have nothing planned for tomorrow so I'm free for the live stream of Hodges eating a car...
Also, I love the mention of the fuel efficiency of a car you'd be eating. I don't know why but that makes the whole thing even funnier.
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I am prepared to do the whole she-bang without condiments if need be.
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Ahh man, use condiments. We aren't monsters. Might as well have flavour!
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Listen, man.
I don’t even like ketchup anyways. And any true connoisseur knows that relish pairs poorly with driver assist technology. Additionally, mustard is fucking yellow. I don’t mean to pry, but how pray tell the fuck?
Which is to say this. If Olek DOESN’T post the show in three hours, not only will I not devour a CrossTrek thereby making everyone happy, but I will also impose a fed-wide ban on condiments.
Desperate times call for tyrannical measures.
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